Who wants Starbucks?

[all_onis_are_true]

[Oh hey, look who finally made it to the party. Thanks to his Sensory Livestreaming, you find yourself picking up hints of... chocolate? And popcorn?]

...I missed the start of the Jaunt again, yes? I really do hope this does not become a habit.

[You're not sure who he's talking to with that, but you get the feeling it's probably not you.]

I suppose if nothing else I might as well provide a central point for consolidating information again. I find I can never quite orient myself to events every time the Arcana pull this nonsense on me anyway. Would anybody care to fill me in on recent events?